Who Murdered the Lock Ness Monster? – With Dr. Steven Hawkings
It is a sad and disturbing day indeed. The people at The Voice of Russia reports that the decomposed corpse of the Lock Ness Monster has been discovered dumped in a remote lake in Siberia. This adds the Lock Ness Monster to the growing list of creatures that have only been seen in their murdered state, this includes the Woolly Mammoth, the Saber Tooth Tiger, all the dinosaurs and King Tut.
Dmitry Shiller, the head of an underwater research team went to the bottom of the worlds coldest lake, Lake Labynkyr. Don’t worry, they all wore two sweaters each. When they got to the bottom, they discovered the jaw and partial skeleton of a huge underwater creature.
Bones underwater? In Siberia? What else could it be but the Lock Ness Monster? Reminds me of the time I discovered bones under the floorboards of my rental home and determined they belonged to Bigfoot.
Posted on February 8, 2013, in Humor, paranormal, paranormal book, strange and tagged alien, Anomalies and Alternative Science, Bigfoot, Cryptozoology, Devil, Lake Labynkyr, legend, Loch Ness Monster, mysteries, myth, paranormal, unsolved, Woolly Mammoth. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.