Man Accused of DUI is Actually Alien Abductee – With Dr. Steven Hawkings

Grainy B&W image of supposed UFO, Passoria, Ne...

The Huffington Post had an article accusing a poor Logansville, Ga. man named Joel Lankford of being a raging drunk after his car was found mysteriously crashed in a ditch with it’s engine running.

A woman in the area also dialed 911 claiming that a man was trying to kill her. Police arrived on the scene to find the woman bleeding. She was admitted to the hospital and is expected to be fine. About 10 minutes later, a neighbor reported a prowler near his home. When police arrived, they found Lankford. He seemed to be disoriented and believed he was in a city called Lilburn, which was about 18 miles away from the scene. He also displayed slurred speech and difficulty maintaining balance – the clues are falling into place. For the sake of thoroughness, I’ll add that the police officer noticed the odor of alcohol on the suspect’s breath but I believe this fact to be unimportant.

When questioned, Lankford gave the police officer a perfectly reasonable explanation for the odd events, he had been abducted by aliens. Think about it, the mysterious crashed car, dropped by a flying saucer. The injured woman, the recipient of an alien implant. Lankford’s confused mental and physical state, aftershock from extraterrestrial experimentation. It all makes sense.

However as usual, a cover up was taking place and Lankford became the scapegoat here, being hauled away to jail accused of a DUI. When will people learn?

Join me next Friday for more tales of the paranormal.

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Posted on February 15, 2013, in Humor, paranormal, paranormal book, strange and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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