Monthly Archives: March 2013
Attention my fellow human mammals. A video that I found on YouTube has indisputably captured a shape-shifting humanoid reptilian alien within Barack Obama’s secret service. The video below clearly shows an out of place “man” twitching his head oddly and later he is seen actually changing the shape of his skull.
This brings to the table many questions. Like who else might be a shape-shifter? And how can you tell one from a real person? I went to my colleague, Nick Kilcoyne for his take, “it would seem to me that reptiles would have quite a different diet than humans. So if you suspect someone of being a shape-shifter, I recommend examining their feces.” Nick then checked the App Store for a feces scanner.
I then asked my other co-worker, Will Henton, who said, “I don’t know anything about shape-shifters but I’ll tell you about a shift-shaper, look at the new work schedule Patrick made. Now I work more days than I have off! How ridiculous is that?
So what do you think? Is the Government riddled with shape-shifting aliens?
Join me again next time for more tales of the unexplained. Hawkings, Goodnight.
A Chattanooga paranormal research firm called Global Paranormal Services has claimed to have collected inarguable evidence that ghosts exists.
As the website, Who Forted, reports, the group was investigating a supposed haunting at the local library. This was smart of them because libraries always have a “ghost section” so I applaud them and their intuition. An unnamed forensic lab has looked over their evidence has has confirmed it’s authenticity.
However, their evidence will not be shown to the public just yet but they have released a teaser photograph that shows a white bloby specter that resembles a snowman. Whether this is the ghost of a snowman or if you just turn into a snowman once you pass is unknown at this time. We’ll have to wait for more details.