About the Staff

Nick Kilcoyne – Nick is a specialist in cryptozoology (crypto meaning creepy and zoology meaning the study of zoos).  He easily goes along with other people’s plans and legitimately works hard at getting good stories. He is also a gadget junky, always carrying around his smart phone (the same one that you support) and a wealth of other useless electronics.

Will Henton – Will is a very special person and we mean that in a bad way. He was hired as a researcher of ghosts and extra-dimensional beings but he usually just does what ever he wants. He often jumps to conclusions and gets off track. Despite his shortcomings, he is dedicated to his research and will do things that the other staff will not. He also happens to be an excellent writer, who’d of thought?

Dr. Steven Hawkings – Not to be confused with Dr. Stephen Hawking, Hawkings is an honest to goodness scientist. Though not without his eccentricities, his wealth of knowledge and wisdom has been invaluable. However, he suffers a severe addiction to caffeine and so is never seen without a cup or thermos of coffee at his side.

Patrick J. Muldoon – Patrick is the president and founder of Bologna or Not, he is responsible for the every day business operations he also write the vast majority of UFO and extraterrestrial related material for the publication. He is also in charge of printing paychecks which he insists he does himself on his 1990 dot-matrix printer. The staff hasn’t been paid in awhile.

Top: Patrick Muldoon. Left: Nick Kilcoyne. Right: Dr. Steven Hawkings. Bottom: Will Henton

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