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Watch “OBAMA ALIEN demon UFO ghost 666 devil SECRET SERVICE” on YouTube – With Dr. Steven Hawkings

English: Barack Obama delivers a speech at the...

Attention my fellow human mammals. A video that I found on YouTube has indisputably captured a shape-shifting humanoid reptilian alien within Barack Obama’s secret service. The video below clearly shows an out of place “man” twitching his head oddly and later he is seen actually changing the shape of his skull.

This brings to the table many questions. Like who else might be a shape-shifter? And how can you tell one from a real person? I went to my colleague, Nick Kilcoyne for his take, “it would seem to me that reptiles would have quite a different diet than humans. So if you suspect someone of being a shape-shifter, I recommend examining their feces.” Nick then checked the App Store for a feces scanner.

I then asked my other co-worker, Will Henton, who said, “I don’t know anything about shape-shifters but I’ll tell you about a shift-shaper, look at the new work schedule Patrick made.  Now I work more days than I have off! How ridiculous is that?

So what do you think? Is the Government riddled with shape-shifting aliens?

Join me again next time for more tales of the unexplained. Hawkings, Goodnight.

English: Artist interpretation of reptilian al...

English: Artist interpretation of reptilian alien. Human is shown for relative size. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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