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Lifeforms Discovered… In Your Belly Button – With Dr. Steven Hawkings

Belly-button

Belly-button (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

National Geographic has published a report detailing the magnitude of life that lives within the human belly button, describing the ecosystem within is as a “rain forest.”

The study involved 60 different belly buttons in which over two thousand species live, about fifteen hundred of them are new to science.

Studies are underway to observe the creatures who occupy the navel including the indigenous village dwelling tribes. The tiny villagers appear to be thousands of years behind modern technology but they seem to be approaching the discovery of fire.

It is theorized that in some rare cases, belly buttons are inhabited by slightly more advanced civilizations who, in fact, have already learned to start fires. It is further speculated that this might be the cause of spontaneous human combustion.

Researchers are working around the clock to establish contact with the microscopic people and we’ll be sure to report on anything they find out.