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Jerry Lacy of Dark Shadows receives ‘Bologna or Not?’ Vol. III
Recently a picture was brought to my attention which contains the legendary Jerry Lacy holding a copy of ‘Probably True Paranormal Stories: Bologna or Not? Vol. III’. It is not yet known how he came into possession of such a tome but we at ‘Bologna or Not?’ suspect that supernatural forces are at work.
Jerry Lacy (left) holding Bologna or Not? Vol. III
For those who don’t know who Jerry Lacy is, shame on you! He is probably best known for his television rolls as Tony Peterson, Reverend Trask, Reverend Gregory Trask, Mr. Trask, and Lamar Trask on the cult TV serial Dark Shadows.
In 2013, Jerry will reunite along with his Dark Shadows costars Lara Parker and Kathryn Leigh Scott for the feature film ‘Doctor Mabuse‘, written and directed by Ansel Faraj; Jerry stars as the titular doctor in the film.
NEW BOOK released!
Hello seekers of the strange and unusual! Our new book as been released! In this, we put together another amazing collection of true stories from our vast collection of paranormal stories. Though, this edition contains tales collected over many years, there are a some that have just been added this past year.
We talk about the Bermuda Triangle, Closet Monsters, the Infinite Universe, and perhaps, most amazingly, we go on a hunt for the elusive Snipe! Plus much much more, this is our biggest collection yet.
And for coming to this blog, you are very smart and deserving of a special 50% off code for the paperback edition. Just go to https://www.createspace.com/4184652 and use the coupon code: SCFWZMX4 and get the book for just $5.
If that’s too rich for your blood, you can pick up the ebook kindle edition for just .99 cents. http://www.amazon.com/Probably-True-Paranormal-Stories-ebook/dp/B00CB7R9H2/
Volume 3 Update
Kindle (Photo credit: jimforest)
Hello readers, this is Nick Kilcoyne with an update on Bologna or Not? Vol 3. The title has been finalized as ‘Probably True Paranormal Stories, Probably: BOLOGNA OR NOT? Vol. III’. I know it’s a bit long but that’s the way the UFO flies.
So anyway, I am planning on a simultaneous release of the ebook and paperback and it will be released sometime in the next two weeks. All cover art and interior content has been submitted to Amazon for approval and once that gets done, I will order a proof print. After it is proof read a final time, I will release the book for sale. If I need to make changes, that might delay the release for another 24-48 hours.
So make sure you save up your money so you can buy multiple copies!
Watch “OBAMA ALIEN demon UFO ghost 666 devil SECRET SERVICE” on YouTube – With Dr. Steven Hawkings
Attention my fellow human mammals. A video that I found on YouTube has indisputably captured a shape-shifting humanoid reptilian alien within Barack Obama’s secret service. The video below clearly shows an out of place “man” twitching his head oddly and later he is seen actually changing the shape of his skull.
This brings to the table many questions. Like who else might be a shape-shifter? And how can you tell one from a real person? I went to my colleague, Nick Kilcoyne for his take, “it would seem to me that reptiles would have quite a different diet than humans. So if you suspect someone of being a shape-shifter, I recommend examining their feces.” Nick then checked the App Store for a feces scanner.
I then asked my other co-worker, Will Henton, who said, “I don’t know anything about shape-shifters but I’ll tell you about a shift-shaper, look at the new work schedule Patrick made. Now I work more days than I have off! How ridiculous is that?
So what do you think? Is the Government riddled with shape-shifting aliens?
Join me again next time for more tales of the unexplained. Hawkings, Goodnight.
English: Artist interpretation of reptilian alien. Human is shown for relative size. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Iran’s Flying Saucer Leads Their Paranormal Army – With Dr. Steven Hawkings
Lockheed Martin RQ-170 Sentinel (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Wired.com reports that a man named Mehran Tavakoli Keshe has use his captured alien technology to bring down US Drone (RQ-170). He is, in fact, in possession of flying saucer.
Keshe is a regular on his own person forum and writes, “The Iran spaceship program has the capability of jamming and blocking any incoming radar, as we have explained month ago on this forum, and now we see the practical use of the technology.”
It would seem that Iran is gearing up for a full scale paranormal invasion as there are rumors that they are also employing an army of ghosts to cover ground operations. Likewise their underground forces consist of the subterranean civilization known as the Agartha.
As a scientist, I am well prepared for such a catastrophic event. Being a researcher of the unexplained for so many decades has given me a wealth of knowledge that the common man does not possess.
I’ll be in my bunker if anybody needs me. Don’t mind the salt.
Man Accused of DUI is Actually Alien Abductee – With Dr. Steven Hawkings
The Huffington Post had an article accusing a poor Logansville, Ga. man named Joel Lankford of being a raging drunk after his car was found mysteriously crashed in a ditch with it’s engine running.
A woman in the area also dialed 911 claiming that a man was trying to kill her. Police arrived on the scene to find the woman bleeding. She was admitted to the hospital and is expected to be fine. About 10 minutes later, a neighbor reported a prowler near his home. When police arrived, they found Lankford. He seemed to be disoriented and believed he was in a city called Lilburn, which was about 18 miles away from the scene. He also displayed slurred speech and difficulty maintaining balance – the clues are falling into place. For the sake of thoroughness, I’ll add that the police officer noticed the odor of alcohol on the suspect’s breath but I believe this fact to be unimportant.
When questioned, Lankford gave the police officer a perfectly reasonable explanation for the odd events, he had been abducted by aliens. Think about it, the mysterious crashed car, dropped by a flying saucer. The injured woman, the recipient of an alien implant. Lankford’s confused mental and physical state, aftershock from extraterrestrial experimentation. It all makes sense.
However as usual, a cover up was taking place and Lankford became the scapegoat here, being hauled away to jail accused of a DUI. When will people learn?
Join me next Friday for more tales of the paranormal.
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Ufiti the Ghost Chimp of Malawi, Africa – With Dr. Steven Hawkings
Illustraton of a Chimpanzee (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Hello again this week, a blog by the name of ShukerNater posts an article supposedly debunking the story of the mighty ghost chimp, Ufiti.
The story of Ufiti is a rather interesting one, in the area known as Malawi in Africa, a human settlement, strange sightings of an ape-like creature started to be reported in the 1960s in an area where no chimpanzee species was known to occupy. The description of this creature mostly match that of a western African chimpanzee except it had some characteristics from a mature male gorilla such as a gray saddle and an unusually large size.
Ufiti would seemingly appear out of nowhere around construction sites and other areas where humans tend to congregate. When a person attempted to get close to Ufiti, she would back into the jungle and disappear. Eventually, the construction sites became littered with banana peals and the people decided that Ufiti had to be captured.
When entering the jungle in pursuit of the mysterious ape, people were shocked to discover over 30 treetop structures, one had a satellite dish on the top.
Ufiti was found and caught. It turned out that she wasn’t a ghost, yet. She was soon sent to a local zoo where her health rapidly deteriorated and she was put down. At least that’s what we’ve been told.
There have been quiet rumblings of the true nature of the creature called Ufiti. These people have mostly been silenced however, a some have, on their death beds, revealed the shocking secret, Ufiti was a psychic. She was able to open her cage door with her mind.
She would often use her powers to gain entry to the kitchen where she would gorge herself on fruit and pancake mix. The people at the zoo learned to be afraid of Ufiti since she was able to control not only things but people with her mind. One report tells of the time that she made two co-workers groom each other and then have a feces fight.
One day Ufiti was found to be missing. It was later learned that she had become bored of living on Earth and had returned to her home planet. Yes, her home planet. Remember that satellite dish on her jungle construct? I was a communication device pointed at a star known as HR 8799, her presumed home system.
Officials maintain that Ufiti was just a garden variety chimpanzee, a possible escaped pet who died in a zoo. However, I offer no poof that any of that is true and I ask you to instead believe the stuff I have written.
Goodnight.
New Type of UFO sighted at International Space Station – With Dr. Steven Hawkings
This week I am talking again about UFOs. On the subject there are many people who jump to conclusions and make far reaching statements in order to corroborate their loose fitting evidence. And that’s exactly what I plan to do here.
The Huffington Post reports that the beginning of this year has marked the densest month of UFO sightings on and around the International Space Station in history. Several videos have been posted as examples. The one video shows a small white spot accompanied by a huge flying arrow moving across the upper atmosphere of the Earth.
The dots and arrows show up numerous times. After much research I have discovered that these new and terrifying “arrow” shaped UFOs exactly mach the description of the “downwards arrow.” But what is the link between this ancient “arrow” symbol and the flying arrow craft spotting in Earth’s orbit?
Some researcher claim that the symbol is actually meant to communicate the word “down.” I find this to be a ridiculous conclusion because in space there is no such thing as “down.” I theorize that the symbol may instead stand for “over there.” However, this is all just wild speculation
Join me next week for my take on strange stories in the news.
Unidentified Lights in New York – With Dr. Steven Hawlkings
An interesting video was posted on Youtube a few days ago titled, ‘Unidentified Lights.’ A woman named Diana Navarro, was filming the New York sunrise for an unknown reason when she noticed lights glowing from odd rectangular constructs rising out of the ground. As she pans the camera it shows more of these lighted structures.
I for one am terrified by this video. What ever is depicted by this video, it’s obviously a hostile take over. I have been preparing for an event like this for 25 years. I have even build a car that runs on wood gas. If anybody needs me I’ll be in Vault number 21.
Join me next week for more tales of the paranormal.
Santa Claus May Be Bigfoot – With Dr. Steven Hawkings
The Verge reports that Dr. Melba S. Ketchum, a Texan geneticist, has gathered a DNA sample of Bigfoot, lifted from a half eaten blueberry bagel. Ketchum has been studying the DNA for quite some time and claims to soon be releasing her results.
What she doesn’t know is that Will Henton, one of my ‘Bologna or Not? colleagues, was hiding in the bushes outside Ketchum’s home where the bagel bait had been placed, hoping to get the jump on Bigfoot.
Will missed his opportunity to witness the great ape in action but as soon as Will woke up and remembered where he was, he instead grabbed his own sample from the bagel and brought it back to headquarters for analyses.
Will brought me the sample and I placed it into the DNA analyzer that I bought off eBay. Two weeks later, we had our results. The DNA did not match any creature known to science, but it did match another sample we had from an unrelated study years earlier.
We had once aspired to determine the identity of Santa Claus. Our plan was to have Will set out milk and cookies for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve and then take DNA samples from the half eaten Oreos and milk glass. That sample had no matches and the case went cold.
However, the DNA sample from the bagel exactly matches that of the cookie sample. We can conclude positively that whoever, or whatever, ate that bagel is the same entity that had eaten the cookies years earlier. Ketchum swears the bagel was eaten by a Bigfoot and Will swears he doesn’t go around tasting every food he gets close to, so the only reasonable possibility left is that Bigfoot and Santa Claus are the same creature.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from ‘Bologna or Not?’!
