Ontario’s Billion Year Old Water – With Dr. Steven Hawkings

Nature.com reports that Canadian miners have tapped into a pool of water so far beneath the surface of the Earth, and so old, and so isolated that is has never been touched by human urine.

This of course makes it prime drinking water as the only known source of water that has never been peed in by anything, even your expensive, bland, bottled water has traces of urine in them. However, before richest one percent of the world’s population can take a drink (which will most certainly grant them everlasting life or, perhaps, super powers), scientists want to test the water for microbial life which may or may not be expelling urine into it at a subatomic level.

These studies may help us determine if life could be supported in other, such hostile locations, as under the surface of Mars.

Some experts say that the underground water could be dangerous in it’s current state and that somebody should pee into it right away to avoid unforeseen consequences.

Israel shoots down UFO – With Steven Hawkings

Grainy B&W image of supposed UFO, Passoria, New Jersey Edited version of Image:PurportedUFO NewJersey 1952 07 31.gif. By Bach01. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

“The Canadian,” a news paper from an odd location named “Canada” has recently reported on a drone gunned down in Israel.  However, after nobody claimed responsibility for the craft, they came to the only logical conclusion, it came from outer space.

Scott C. Waring, agrees, “This still has not been identified an all surrounding countries have denied responsibility. All evidence points to this being a UFO from space.”

Since the craft didn’t come from any bounding countries, the only remaining possibly is that it came from above. Surely, this was an alien spacecraft of dubious intent.